转贴 环球小姐机智问答最辣的一题

环球小姐机智问答最辣的一题

Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

问：美国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。

Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen

美国小姐：美国的男性器官像绅士。

Question: How can you say so?

问：为什么呢？

Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman

美国小姐：因为只要一看到女士，他们就会起立

(Applause! Applause!)

(鼓掌鼓掌)

Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

问：西班牙小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。

Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro(Bull)

西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官像斗牛。

Question: How can you say so?

问：为什么呢？

Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening

西班牙小姐：因为只要看到有洞就会出击。

Applause! Applause !)

(鼓掌鼓掌)

Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in y! our country?

问：菲律宾小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。

Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors

菲律宾小姐：菲律宾的男性器官像流言。

Question: How can you say so?

问：为什么呢？

Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth

菲律宾小姐：因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。

(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)

(鼓掌鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌鼓掌)

Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?

问：伊朗小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。

Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves

伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官像贼。

Question: How can you say so?

问：为什么呢？

Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door

伊朗小姐：因为他们总爱走后门。

(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

(鼓掌鼓掌，大笑大笑，鼓掌鼓掌)

Question: Ms India, how do you describe a m! ale organ in your country?

问：印度小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。

Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers

印度小姐：印度的男性器官像劳力。

Question: How can you say so?

问：为什么呢？

Ms India: Because it works day and night

印度小姐：因为日夜劳“做”。

(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)

(鼓掌鼓掌鼓掌鼓掌鼓掌鼓掌)

Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

问：马来西亚小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。

Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car

马来西亚小姐：马来西亚的男性器官像Proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国产车)。

Question: How can you say so?

问：为什么呢？

Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft

马来西亚小姐：看起来很硬(造型类似HONDA)其实很软(一撞就变形)。

(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

(鼓掌鼓掌，大笑大笑，鼓掌鼓掌)

Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?

问：新加坡小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。

Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose)

新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕输。

Question: How can you say so?

问：为什么呢？

Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over

新加坡小姐：总是冲进场，提前15分钟出场。

Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!

(鼓掌鼓掌鼓掌鼓掌鼓掌鼓掌)

Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

问：中国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。

Ms China: Well, I can say that Male Organs in China are like Deng Siu Ping

中国小姐：中国的男性器官像邓小平

Question: How can you say so?

问：为什么呢？

Ms China: Short and hard working, but can work until 90

中国小姐：短少精干，但却可以工作到九十岁。

(Applause! App! lause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

(鼓掌鼓掌，大笑大笑，鼓掌鼓掌)